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December 9, 2003

Two different 20-something females called

Two different 20-something females called me 'M'am' today. Unless you're a southern man in a cowboy hat, calling any non-senior citizen female 'M'am' should be as etiquette-illegal as wearing white shoes in November or black velvet in June. If you're anywhere within ten years of the person to whom you're speaking, you should be doomed to the instant and immediate effect of any process you've ever inflicted upon yourself that might otherwise result in longterm cummulative aging.



I hope they each wake up to 87 new wrinkles.

Posted by Kristin at December 9, 2003 3:47 PM